Clever and Witty Marijuana Tagline?
Hi there!
I am designing a poster for a stoner friend of mine. I am doing it in the style of a vintage advert, like those of cigarettes, coca cola etc.
Anyway i can’t seem to think of anything witty enough to use for the tagline, it should relate to joints specifically since the imagery is a vintage ad model smoking a joint, any suggestions?
yeah, i’ll post it for you guys. thanks for all the suggestions!!
And to Seidhr of Orlog, THANK YOU!!! I hate ignorant weed bashers like Tay2
Tay “Hi I am a looser with no job and hippie friends. That would be a good tag line it would appeal to all pot heads.”
The following information comes from the Encyclopedia Bratanica, which was printed on Hemp for over 150 years:
All school books were made from Hemp until the 1880′s. It was legal to pay taxes with hemp in america from 1631 until the early 1800′s. Refusing to grow hemp in the 17th and 18th centuries was a criminal offense.George Washington, Thomas Jefforson and other founding fathers grew hemp.Benjiman Franklin owned one of the first paper mills in America and it processed hemp. 80% of all textiles, fabrics, clothes, linins, drapes, bedsheets etc. were all made from hemp until the 1820′s with the invention of the cotton mill. The first bibles, maps, charts, Betsy Ross’s flag, first drafts of the U.S. Decloration of Independence and the Constitution were made from Hemp. The first crop grown in many states was Hemp. 1850 was a peak year for Kentucky producing over 40,000 tons. Hemp was the largest cash crop until the 20th century. Hemp industrialization goes back to ancient Egypt. China began using Hemp industrially and as medication nearly 5,000 years ago. Most famous paintings were printibly reproduce on Hemp linins. In 1916 the U.S. goverment predicted that by the 1940′s all paper would come from hemp and that no more trees needed to be cut down. Government studies indicated that 1 acre of Hemp was equal to 4.1 acres of trees, plans were in the works to implement the program. Quality paints and varnishes were made from Hemp seed oil until 1937. 50,000 tons of hemp seeds were used for paint products in 1935. Henry Ford’s first model T was constructed to run on Ethanol made from Hemp and the car itself was constructed from fiberglass made from Hemp, the impact strength was 10 times stronger than steel. On his large estate, Ford was photgraphed among his hemp feilds. In 1938 on the cover of popular mechanics the title read “Hemp called billion dollar crop” It was the first time a cash crop had the potential to exceed a billion dollars. Mechanical engineering magazine printed an article entitled, “The most prophitable and desirable crop that can be grown”. It stated “If hemp is cultivated using 20th century technology it would be the single largest agricultural crop in the united states and the rest of the world.”
Hmmmm…. seems you’re the loser that’s behind the curve. Go get an education in business. How much will it piss you off when marijuana is finally made legal again after it’s tiny little 73 years of being illegal during the entire history of the world and it is the weed growers who are the new multi-billionairs and the oil and logging industries go down the drain?
Perhapse she could be driving or sitting on or standing in front of one of Ford’s model T’s? wink wink… it was made out of fiber glass pannels made from hemp and ran on ethonal made from hemp :/
Tag lines for a joint….hmmmm…….sexy lady……hmmmm…..hold on let me light one up and think about it…. got it!
Taking you into me one drag at a time
My favorite thing to suck
Nothing is more enjoyable than suckin on a long, thick white spliff
Every time I suck on you my life gets a little better
Just put it in my mouth and rock my world
I love the taste you leave on my lips
Just pull it out and put it in my mouth
Nothing is better than waking up with it in my face
I have more but I think those are all pretty good… whoever said weed doesn’t inspire creativity? 
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